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  • October 18, 2024April 21, 2025

The World’s First Quantum Toaster Bank? Testing…Testing…

The World’s First Quantum Toaster Bank? Testing…Testing… “Caledonia Goes Where No Bank Has Gone Before…or Maybe Not” Welcome, intrepid reader, to the not-so-serious corner of the Caledonia Blog! This post might just be revolutionary… or it might just be a test to make sure our blog works beautifully (spoiler: it’s [...]

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